#NNNYNTK - Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need to Know.

Here's what nuggets we found this week!

HM: German Hunters Bellow Like Stags At Deer Calling Championship

9: A donkey instead of a truck. Russian soldiers were given a donkey to transport ammunition

8: Man Has 3-Inch Chopstick Stuck Behind Eyeball, Doesn’t Notice for Three Weeks

7: Mermaid Performer Recalls Giant Fish Biting Her Head in Aquarium Exhibit

6: Plane passenger descends into rage, hurls used sanitary pads at check-in staff after being denied boarding

5: I'm cursed with a big penis: Very well endowed men reveal struggles with 'self-esteem issues' - women dump them due to their size

4: Porn star says his career was destroyed by false claims he nearly killed a dog with meth

3: Man, 22, Allergic to Own Orgasms

2: Runaway teen hides in makeshift toilet paper fort in the middle of Walmart for days unnoticed

1: Want to send video of elephant pooping to your ex for V-day?