#NNNYNTK - Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need to Know.

Here's what nuggets we found this week!

HM: Cookie Monster caught speeding on traffic cam — cops were not amused

9: Bomb threat outside FOX45 deemed false alarm, just a toilet bowl

8: Qantas Apologizes for Showing R-Rated Film With Nudity to Entire Flight

7: Drunk monkey chugs beer it found in trash can

6: Video shows dozens of hungry raccoons surrounding Washington home

5: Portland Police find bag full of drugs with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it

4: Opera featuring lesbian sex scenes, bloody gore leaves 18 requiring medical treatment from graphic 3-hour show

3: Speed eater inhales two pounds of hot sauce in seconds: world record

2: Rainforest explorer's tent raided, destroyed by monster bugs

1: 'Disgusting' penis sculpture erected in city square sparks outrage