#NNNYNTK - Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.

Here's what nuggets we found this week!

Honorable Mention - Germany wants its robots to be good Christians, take Sundays off from work 

9 - Kentucky man admits to faking his own death to avoid paying over $100k in child support 

8 - Man arrested after staying 80 nights in hotel and being unable to pay bill 

7 - Mooing cows prompt hundreds of noise complaints — new law tells residents to shut up 

6 - Our village pig farm smells so bad it is causing us nose bleeds and spoiling our food: Neighbours say they have even been told not to get pregnant due to health concerns caused by 'nauseating' stench 

5 - Oakland County man accused of stealing $18,000 worth of trading cards from stores 

4 - Naked defendant appears in court after support cat goes missing during traffic stop 

3 - Man arrested for allegedly rubbing his buttocks against water tap at Tokyo park 

2 - Burglar left 'large bowel movement' in victims' toilet, say Guelph, Ont. police 

1 - Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative