Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention - Slim Jim says its custom sports car dubbed ‘Fast Meat’ was stolen in L.A. area
9 - Woman pretended to be Waffle House worker for hours to steal cash
8 - Woman plans to celebrate her 105th birthday by watching football and drinking Fireball
7 - Texas woman finds opossum hiding in her Christmas tree after it sneezes
6 - She bought a colorful vase at Goodwill for $3.99. The rare piece sold at auction for $107,000
5 - Brazoria inmate's mom was a TDCJ employee, gave son old work badge to escape prison
4 - Grandmother who charges her family for Christmas dinner ups her prices
3 - Illinois releases "naughty list" of rejected vanity license plates; no BONER or IOWASUX
2 - Woman horrified to wake up with new bum and boobs after surgery in Mexico
1 - Woman horrifies social media with Elf on the Shelf scene featuring freshly castrated testicle