Every Friday we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and we dubbed them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here's what we found:
Honorable Mention: Bozeman teacher takes helicopter ride into retirement, fulfilling long-time wish
9- Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck
8- Chinese woman saved after falling unconscious on Mount Everest refuses to pay Sherpa guide US$10,000 rescue fee, angering mainland public
7- Cheeky blind date brings 23 relatives to restaurant and lands bloke with giant bill
6- Diners left 'speechless' when naked couple walk into pub to enjoy a meal in front of 'concerned' families - but the owners defend serving them
5- Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eyedrops
4- Jury convicts Oregon man who rigged home with 'Indiana Jones' booby trap, injuring federal officer
3- A man on a Delta flight was accused of groping the woman beside him. He blamed bad eyesight saying he was aiming for her thigh.
2- Crazed seagull gobbles man's ear in bizarre street brawl outside café
1- Man's penis left 'looking like Frankenstein' after thinking he got STI from toilet seat