Every Friday we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and we dubbed them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here's what we found:
Honorable Mention: 1 pleads not guilty in Truffle Hill Chocolate Shop burglary
9 - Teenager Steals School Bus, Leads Officers on Interstate Chase
8 - Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes
7 - California grocery clerk fired after being assaulted three times
5 - Man, 30, dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself
4 - Internet divided over curvy mermaid statue in Italy: ‘She got a booty’
2 - Bo Jackson says he ‘smelled the ass of a porcupine’ to try to cure his yearlong hiccup hell
1 - Missing Woman Survives in Australian Wilderness for 5 Days on Bottle of Wine and Lollipops