Every Friday we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and we dubbed them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here's what we found:
Honorable Mention: Arizona Dairy Queen's big red spoon found
9 - Brevard man wields machete at bar after karaoke request denied
8 - Florida man gets lengthy prison term for shooting himself
6 - Michigan man charged with assault for allegedly hitting clerk on head with frozen fish
5 - I'm being terrorized by the squirrels in my kitchen
4 - Monopoly game ‘ends in samurai swordfight’ with man said to be fighting for his life
3 - Cork removed from woman’s vagina after botched sex play
2 - Naked man steals school bus with dead deer in back, leads officers on chase