Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention: Florida Man Hits Cop With Car, Bites Another, Dances In Middle Of Traffic Before Wild Arrest
9 - Live Toucans Wrapped in Stockings Seized at Otay Mesa Port of Entry
8 - Swedish govt moves to get rid of permits needed for dancing
7 - Northeast Ohio man arrested for 70th time after shoplifting suitcase full of meat, police say
6 - Tennessee cops, including married female officer, fired after repeated wild sex romps
5 - Geico off the hook in $5 million payout to woman who got STD in car
4 - World's biggest strip club employs giant robot suit turning bouncers into 'Terminator'
3 - Deceased woman hires flash mob for funeral: ‘Another One Bites the Dust
2 - Hunting for Nazi gold in a Dutch village
1 - Dog goes foraging for stick only to return with sex toy which she refused to put down