Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention - Dallas’ Decision to Dim Night Lights Is For the Birds
9 - Jersey Shore wedding turns to catastrophe when venue's floor caves in
8 - Library website leads to adult sex toy shop
7 - Man accused of repeatedly strutting naked, relieving himself from midtown high-rise balcony arrested
6 - Houston woman goes viral, after walking into popular Turkey Leg Hut restaurant, with no clothes on
5 - I lost my nose ring for 5 years and found it in my lung
4 - Worker found dead in department store bathroom was there 4 days
3 - Single mum fined £300 after noisy sex disturbs neighbours for months
2 - 'World's fattest vagina' woman needs mobility scooter as huge boobs and bum cause agony
1 - Company launches vagina-flavored chips so millennials can get laid more