It's time for the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know! They are hot, they juicy, they are dare we say...succulent? You've had a long week. Hell, you've had a long year! We hope these nuggets quench your hunger and bring some levity and laughter to your life.
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Honorable Mention - Florida news reporter reveals cancer diagnosis after viewer spots lump on her neck
9 - Cartwheeling Orlando man attempts to evade arrest - This nugget has a fantastic video to go along with it
8 - Naked man runs after ‘kidnapped’ niece in embarrassing false alarm
7 - Stolen bouncy castles worth thousands found in Nottingham after three year search
6 - Japan city employee warned for setting alarms to disturb colleagues taking naps
5 - Falling meatball from sandwich causes college student to fail exam, she claims on Twitter
4 - Venice gondola tours reduce capacity due to 'overweight tourists'
3 - Kalamazoo County sheriff directs detectives to investigate message calling him fat
2 - “I am the first one to regret not being more careful in the first place”: Paper on rat semen retracted
1 - Chinese sperm bank urges male citizens to 'actively make donations' after 'facing semen shortage due to coronavirus'