#TerrorInTheSkies: Masturbation In The Skies

A woman on a flight from Orange County to Chicago is going public after she says a man setting next to her "masturbated for hours."

She was flying with her boyfriend in early August when she noticed the guy sitting next to her touching himself.

She wasn't able to alert the flight attendants until he got up to use the bathroom... Then she says all they did was move her to a different seat.

THEN, after landing and exiting the plane, she asked United what would happen to the sick-o.

They told her they couldn't say, and instead gave her $75.

REALLY?!

$75????? That't it?

Why didn't United just take the $75 and buy that man a trench-coat so he could fully complete his creepy ensemble?

You know better, United Airlines... $75 doesn't take away the uncomfortable feeling of having to sit next to the creepy, should-have-a-trench-coat-on guy.

The woman later tweeted more details about her experience:

 

A spokesperson for United Airlines told Fox News they are “investigating the matter to learn more about what happened.”

“The safety and well-being of our customers is our top priority. Our customer was immediately moved to a different seat when the flight attendants were made aware of the issue and the aircraft was met by our security personnel.

Although United Airlines, as a company, cannot press charges on our customers’ behalf, we will provide as much assistance as possible to law enforcement authorities should they investigate this matter further."

Until then, stop that.

Forever.

Gary and Shannon

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