Soup Plantation is coming back, and the all-you-can-eat soup-and-salad cult is losing its mind. Six years after the chain shut all 97 locations, including 44 in California, during COVID. Lou’s perfect salad, which he can make at home: iceberg, cucumber, white onion, garbanzo beans, beets that didn’t come from a can, sliced black olives, oil and vinegar. Listeners are already praying for a Sizzler comeback next.  

Levi’s is bringing back low-rise jeans, full-circling fashion thanks to GLP-1s. Baggy is out this fall, along with ripped and skinny.  

Rocktober started this month in 1969 when Led Zeppelin dropped “Led Zeppelin II,” and Lou goes deep on Page, Plant, Jones, and Bonham. DoorDash’s predicted Halloween candy king is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. He stays on Robert Plant as a vocalist while listeners argue favorite candy, and chocolate prices may climb again because the last El Niño in 2023 hammered cocoa fields in West Africa. And after more than 60 years, Mama Celeste frozen pizza is getting discontinued. That’s cold. 

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Hour 1 - McDonald's has been using AI technology to help set prices on their menu items, and new protein Doritos are hitting grocery store shelves. Lou tells you all about it.

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Hour 2 - As the penny is on its way out, the nickel begins to take its place. There's just one problem - the nickel costs over 13 cents to make. Soon, you will be able to get through airport security without a boarding pass to send off your loved ones, but brace for record-breaking holiday travel prices this season. And Wendy's is banking on nostalgia-based yellow packaging to bring in new customers.

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Lou Penrose is on after the Chargers game with a grim San Diego story: A man walked into an adult bookstore threatening to burn it down, police sent in K-9 Ryder, the suspect set the dog on fire and then died at the scene. Ryder survived; PETA wants the dog retired and K-9 units phased out.  

Lighter fare: Friday was National One-Hit Wonder Day. Lou’s picks are CW McCall’s “Convoy” (1975) and The Nails’ “88 Lines About 44 Women,” listeners call in with theirs, and Lou admits he’s bought whole albums off one song — that’s how The Who got him, via “Pinball Wizard.”  

Taylor Swift’s post-marriage-to-Travis-Kelce era has her making wedded life look good while only about one in four young women are married; even Riley Gaines is into the new wifey look.  

ALDI in LA is voluntarily cutting grocery prices and shoppers are coming back, while Food 4 Less customers can’t find Boar’s Head — Lou teases that mystery for the next hour. 

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ALDI is slashing prices on about a third of what it sells through November 3 to fight the affordability crunch — even chicken, which is music to thigh-loving Uncle Lou. Boar’s Head vanishing from Ralphs and Food 4 Less isn’t a mystery plague: Kroger pulled it over rising costs. Relax, people, it’s salami. Lou riffs on phony-baloney food fights (dark meat vs. white, egg whites vs. yolks, brown rice vs. white) and says eat up.  

He flashes back to COVID, sprinting to Sprouts for his three sons’ fresh sandwiches while school was stuck on Zoom — closures stunk, Sprouts was a lifesaver — then filling in on “Monks & Merrill,” where the hosts bickered like an old married couple.  

Up in Napa, harvest is stressed: California wine is down about 20% in five years as people drink less. And in Italian households, Lou swears kids sip wine at the table with family so they don’t go nuclear later. If you forgot he’s Italian, don’t worry — he’ll tell you. 

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Remember the USS Lincoln, stuck at sea more than 250 days on that extended Middle East run? Trump sent the sailors and Marines to Pattaya, Thailand, for a break before San Diego — and in a town famous for the sex trade, Lou lets you connect the dots; the whole district’s built on that cash.  

Closer to home: If you want Costco’s viral $55 Frankenstein cake for Halloween, get on the waitlist now. McDonald’s is hurting, so it’s redesigning stores, handing franchisees rent relief, and after Investor Day leaning into more protein — chicken and eggs — as GLP-1s and changing appetites eat the old menu.  

People hunting cheaper rent are speed-roommating at Hollywood’s Sassafras Saloon, or just moving back in with retired parents. And the Raiders look decent: Kirk Cousins is back in Vegas and admits an In-N-Out problem — three 3x3s in one sitting. That’s nine patties. Plus fries. 

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Hour 1 - We get some extra Lou Penrose this week as he fills in for Monks and Merrill. A new poll finds widespread frustration among Californians as voters head toward the November election. Are voters looking for a change? Plus, two ballot measures are drawing support from younger voters, and the Penrose Theory explores why some young people are increasingly attracted to Democratic socialism. And with Aldi and other retailers cutting prices this fall, can consumers finally find some relief on everyday essentials, cleansers, and GLP-1-related products?

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Hour 2 -  We get extra Lou Penrose this week as he fills in for Monks and Merrill. California and Los Angeles report August job growth—but what’s driving the gains, and are government and healthcare jobs enough? Plus, Starbucks announces more than 600 store closures nationwide; Napa Valley wineries cut prices by 20% or more, and a Raiders quarterback teams up with In-N-Out for a promotional play.

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Hour 1 - A Los Angeles high school teacher has started a financial literacy course and the students are loving it. Will classes like this be adopted statewide? And a viral trend has couples trying out "sleep divorce." Stevie Nicks tells the story of her first run-in with Janis Joplin, and Lou takes talkbacks discussing who had it worst during the recent SoCal heatwave.

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