Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention - Penguin parents sleep for just a few seconds at a time to guard newborns
8 - Man Keeps Rock For Years Thinking It's Gold. It Turned Out to Be Far More Valuable
7 - Customer sues Chopt over salad she said contained piece of manager's finger at NY shop
6 - Couple horrified to discover they’ve been drinking toilet water for 6 months
5 - Man who suffered headaches for 5 months learns he had chopsticks stuck in his brain
4 - Akron man shot in the face after refusing to share potato chips
3 - Man arrested after pulling gun on man trying to use porta potty
2 - Attorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in victim advocate's parking lot
1 - ‘I have frozen my penis,’ says Swedish cross-country skier Calle Halfvarsson after racing in icy temperatures