Usually I'd have compassion for a guy in this situation.
"Man, that really sucks. Those women seem crazy! How do you do it every single day?"
That's what I would usually say.
Not for Peter, though.
You know why?
Because he sucks.
He really does.
Because he is, at the very minimum, just as bad as all of the contestants.
They're all awful!
They say sentences that don't mean a thing and they never actually say anything of value or importance. Every single time they open their mouths, all you hear are empty platitudes and cliches.
Have an original thought, please!
I'd like to say that everybody deserves to find love, but I'm not sure I can honestly say that after listening to another report about The Bachelor.