Honorable Mention - Dallas stripper who broke jaw in fall from pole may never be able to twerk again
9 - Tattoo artist misspells Orlando Bloom's son's name in Morse code tattoo, writing "Frynn" instead of "Flynn"
8 - Miami residents to relocate pack of peacocks after they took over an entire neighborhood
7 - Pueblo, CO police get report of "demonic sounds" at restaurant
6 - James Brown died of a heart attack in 2006, but now an Atlanta prosecutor is looking into it
5 - Harbor Breeze ceiling fans have been recalled because blades are breaking off and injuring people
4 - HGTV’s "House Hunters" has featured its first "throuple"
3 - A 66-year-old man was arrested after allegedly breaking into a building and peeing on the carpets
2 - The first person to cross Antarctica alone and unaided says he pooped his pants less and had to continue wear the same underwear for 38 days
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