Man Wants To Sue Over Halftime Show, 'It Jeopardized My Path To Heaven'


A former high school football coach turned 'far-right activist' said on his recent podcast that he wants to sue the NFL for jeopardizing his place in Heaven.

On his "Pass the Salt" webcast, Dave Daubenmire spoke of the "crotch shots" during the show, and even mentioned that his church had hosted a Super Bowl watch party. He repeatedly referred to the halftime performance as "porn;" though, adding that those who do watch porn don't want to see a '50-year-old Jennifer Lopez.'

According to Daubenmire, the halftime show violated the values of his home. "You can't just do that," he said.

“Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son, whose hormones are getting ready, just starting to operate, were there any warnings that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?” he added.

Daubenmire claims that his eternal damnation is worth $867 trillion dollars.

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