Honorable Mention - A new bill presented in Vermont would allow emojis to be used on license plates
9 - A German woman set up a Tinder account to find a man to rescue her when her camper van got stuck in Norway
8 - An Indian man was killed by his rooster on their way to a cockfight when the razor blade on bird's leg cut the man's neck
7 - The Philadelpiha Flyers' mascot, Gritty, is under investigation after claims that he punched a 13-year-old boy
6 - A new job listing looking for a house manager/cook/nanny is so stereotypical of Silicon Valley
5 - Woman with 4 felonies on her record turns down deal for 20 years for drug charges...gets 99 years instead
4 - New immersive experience called "Flight" allows people to go through plane crash
3 - Kid claims grandpa offered him $40 to take a morphine pill and pee in a cup for a drug test
2 - Massachusetts woman gets busted for pooping in a parking lot 8 times
1 - Elton John bought 5,000 of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candles