I can't do it.
I just can't.
This is only the third week of this season of The Bachelor and it's already more than I can take.
Well, #ChampagneGate basically wrapped up this week. Normally I'd say that was a great thing, but I'm not so sure this week.
Rather than focusing on some bottles of bubbles, the girls are now all consumed by some pageant queen that acts fake and rehearsed and perfect and every other adjective that describes EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WOMEN!!!
I know, I shouldn't expect anything more of this show, but I'm an optimist and it's just what I do.
Petros? Now, he's a pessimist. And he's the perfect guy to explain it all.