Goop Candle Sends GaS Under The Weighted Blanket

 

Mhm.

That's the actual name of the candle.

Luckily, we don't know if that's the actual scent of the candle.

(There's a rumor that we started in our studio just now that says Al Pacino is coming out with a candle called "Scent of a Woman." You heard it here first.)

The fact that this candle was ever created is ridiculous.

The fact that it was being sold for $75 is even more ridiculous.

But the fact that it sold out is just too much too bear.

We really had no other choice than to go under our weighted blanket...

 

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