Every year, Americans always seem to find a way to get some kind of inanimate objects stuck in their bodies... This happens so often, that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission keeps a database of it all.
The database includes descriptions (verbatim), from emergency room visits across the country. We've included some of the real examples from their database below, just for you! Enjoy...
Ear
- 2 WIRELESS EARBUDS
- JEWEL
- “SISTER PUT LONG SLENDER TOY IN PATIENT'S EAR”
- METAL PIECE OF SHIRT
- “PATIENT SAYS SHE HAD WAX IN EAR & ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE WITH TWEEZERS & PIECE OF STRING”
- “PLACED THERMOMETER IN EAR, FELL ON BED”
- JUICE BOX STRAW
- CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Nose
- 2 RARE EARTH MAGNETS
- 2 BUTTON BATTERIES
- “BUG, TRIED TO REMOVE WITH BOBBY PIN, BOBBY PIN NOW STUCK”
- GOOGLY EYE
- MOTHBALL
- CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Throat
- FIDGET SPINNER
- CONDOM
- “7 NUTS FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE MOM AND DAD WERE TAKING DOWN”
- TROPICAL BREEZE DETERGENT POD
- “SWALLOWED 3 BUTTON BATTERIES LAST PM & THUMBTACK THIS AM B/C 'THEY TASTE GOOD'”
- CAPSULE THAT EXPANDS INTO A FOAM DINOSAUR
- “SWALLOWED STAMP INK PAD THAT HE RECEIVED AS A PRIZE AT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE”
- CLEANING SOLUTION, RAZOR BLADE COVERED IN TOLIET PAPER, BROKEN PLASTIC SOAP DISH
- “ABOUT 10” PUZZLE PIECES
- “HAD NECKLACE IN MOUTH TRYING TO UNTANGLE IT & ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT”
- GLASS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHT
- DRILL BIT
- HEARING AID
- KEY
- “SWALLOWED A THUMBTACK THAT SHE THOUGHT WAS A MINT”
- CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Penis
- CRAYONS
- MARKER CAP
- CHOPSTICK
- BALLPOINT PEN
- PIECE OF TOY PLIERS
- LOLLIPOP STICK
- COAXIAL CABLE
- WEDDING RING
- MAGNETS
- SCREWDRIVER
- BOBBY PIN, “UNABLE TO ACHIEVE ERECTION & THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP”
Vagina
- TOOTHBRUSH
- “A METAL AND PLASTIC CONTAINER”
- TAPE
- “WAS BEING ARRESTED BY THE POLICE SO SHE TOOK HER CELL PHONE AND HID IT FROM THEM - STUCK IT IN HER VAGINA”
- PERFUME BOTTLE
- MAKEUP SPONGE
- LARGE PIECE OF UNDERWEAR
- TOY ACTION FIGURE
- RUBBER BALL
- “JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON”
Rectum
- “PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
- FOLDING KNIFE
- PLASTIC TOY, “ABOUT 6 INCHES LONG”
- TOOTHPICK
- TOOTHBRUSH
- TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
- PLUNGER HANDLE
- MATTRESS FOAM
- TWO RAZOR BLADES
- TWO SMALL VIBRATORS
- TURKEY BASTER
- CONDOM WRAPPER
- COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”
- GARDEN HOSE CAP
- CIGARETTE LIGHTER
- TOY HOCKEY STICK
- WATER GUN
- BAG OF HEROIN
- COINS
- EGG TIMER
- SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
- LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
- LIGHT BULB
- APPLE SAUCE CAN
- “ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DILDO LODGED IN RECTUM & CUT THE END OF THE DILDO OFF”
- “STUCK A 4 INCH BUTT PLUG UP RECTUM YESTERDAY, HANDLE BROKE. HE CONTINUED TO PUSH THE TOY IN”
- “WAS USING PROSTATE MASSAGER & IT GOT 'SUCKED IN'”'
- CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Looks like a lot of Christmas ornaments missed the tree this year... Check out more details on VICE.