I'm so sad.
I was full of joy but all of that joy has now been replaced with sorrow.
I'm not sure if I just forgot about the show or if my brain was performing some sort of PTSD, self-preservation technique, but I completely forgot about The Bachelor and all of the pain that every episode brings us.
But, since the show is back for another season and Petros is a glutton for punishment, we are back with another Bachelor Report!
One woman waxes people for a living. One has a "traumatic" past. Two others have a pretty awkward conversation.
Oh, and since Peter is the bachelor this season, Hannah B. returned to tell the tale of their time in the windmill.
Man, these people suck.
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