Thanksgiving and other family gatherings SUCK.
No one likes being forced to sit with all their relatives and being asked invasive questions.
And nooooo one hates things like that more than Bill Handel, so much so he has decided to bestow an act of charity among his fellow sufferers.
Below is a voicemail he recorded just for you, YES YOU, that you can use to send to your family so this way you can save face and not look like a total a-hole.