#MugshotOfTheDay: Store Sex With Stuffies

(Cody Christopher Meader - Courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriffs Office)

At 2 p.m. yesterday, some people in Florida saw something that they never thought they'd ever see.

(Yes, I know they're from Florida, but trust me when I say that this goes beyond typical "Florida man" antics.)

The man in the booking photo is Cody Christopher Meader.

Yesterday afternoon, the 20-year-old St. Petersburg man walked into a Target and made a beeline for a stuffed animal display that included characters from "Frozen," the popular Disney movie.

I wish there was a better way to say this, but Meader then proceeded to have "relations" with an Olaf toy.

After his time with Olaf, Meader set the toy back on the shelf and turned his passions toward a stuffed unicorn.

It was only after these unspeakable acts that Meader was detained in the store.

According to The Smoking Gun, the stuffed animals were removed from the store and destroyed.

Meader's father told police that his son “def has a history of this type of behavior.”

(I'm sorry. What.)

Meader was charged with criminal mischief and has since been released after posting $150 bond.

(And if you're wondering why the charges and penalties are so minimal. I can only offer one answer: Florida.)

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