Oh Florida....you are the gift that keeps giving!
Authorities say a burglar broke into a man's house and made himself at home as he began to cook himself breakfast.
When the homeowner went to confront the man, later identified as Gavin Crim, at 4 am in the morning, the 19-year-old Marine apparently told him to "go back to sleep."
The local Fox news station reports that when the cops were called, Crim took off. Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies caught up to him in a nearby swamp.
And I'm sure to no one's surprise...according to the police report, alcohol may have been a factor in this whole ordeal.