This story involves cocaine, a balding man and a toupee AND guess what...it doesn't involve Handel!
Not that he wears a toupee or does cocaine anymore...but I'll be damned that this didn't make me think of him.
A Colombian drug smuggler thought he was being clever when he attempted to sneak cocaine aboard a plane by concealing the bundle under his toupee.
The unidentified 65-year-old was arrested after Spanish TSA agents took a closer look at the obviously fake hairpiece and found half a kilo of cocaine under it, which was estimated to have a street value of $33,000.
Clearly, the arresting officers found the incident as funny as we do because they tweeted photos of the man, which you can see below.