Reuben, Reuben, Reuben...
Didn't you get all of your jollies out during your Rumspringa?
(Rumspringa, for those of you that don't know, is a thing in Amish communities where teens are allowed to check out how the rest of the world lives, and see if they'd rather live that way. You may have been exposed to this wild time in the movie "Sex Drive," as seen below!)
It seems that Reuben's desire for some Rumspringa! (exclamation point optional) fun has, in fact, followed him into his adult years.
Mr. Yoder was arrested after crashing his horse drawn carriage into a car.
(Well that's not very wild. Why would you be making jokes abou-)
He was drunk.
His wife and seven children were also in the carriage, but neither they, the horse, nor the driver of the car were injured.
Yoder was arrested and transported to Warren County Regional Jail after being medically cleared.
According to WAVE3 News, he is being charged operating a non-motor vehicle under the influence of intoxicants, wanton endangerment, and criminal mischief.
(That's wanton. Not wonton. They're not the same thing. In case you were confused. I definitely wasn't...)