There's still like 20 guys.
How in the world are we going to get to the end?
Better question - Why did we ever start walking down this road???
Honestly. I thought we were smarter than that...
Sorry, I'll stop moping.
Hannah is still the bachelorette.
All of the contestants suck.
(Well, all of them other than Mike. He seems pretty cool.)
This episode can pretty much be broken down into two pieces.
First, Hannah and a country guy played basketball with a couple Boston Celtics players.
Second, the guys all played rugby and one of the Lukes solidified himself as a psychopath.
Everyone felt their feelings and Mike told Luke to stop being a dumb millennial and it all just sucked.
There, The Bachelorette. Tuh-duh...