Honorable Mention - Austrians warned to stop kissing cows for bizarre online challenge to raise money for charity
9 - Roger Daltry blasts pot-smokers during MSG concert because he's allergic to marijuana
8 - NYPD used Woody Harrelson photo to find lookalike beer thief
7 - Dearborn Heights superintendent suspended for making champagne toast to teacher retiring after 40 years
6 - KISS frontman Gene Simmons delivers briefing at Pentagon podium that has not seen a spokesperson in almost a year
5 - Vita Coco threatens to send critic jar of urine, and Twitter loved it
4 - Family dog found in Michigan after they lost him during move from Tennessee to California
3 - Drunk stripper hit boss with billiard ball after she was fired for falling off stage
2 - A hedge fund could be in trouble after a picture of Alex Rodriguez on the toilet went viral
1 - Oklahoma Bar Association files complaint against attorney after fecal matter found on check