(Elle Yoshio Weissman - Courtesy of Salt Lake County Jail)
Oh, Elle...
If you're gonna poison somebody, you gotta use something a little less obvious than Drano.
You know what makes it even more idiotic?
She didn't even try to hide it.
She didn't add it to a smoothie or slowly mix it into her boyfriend's yogurt every morning.
Nope.
She just gave him a spoonful of it and tried to claim it was his medicine.
(That is all purely sarcastic. In no way are we condoning attempted murder in any form, including poisoning.)
And, in a very fairy tale manner that makes we want to call her Witch Weissman, she told police that she was trying to put him into an "eternal sleep."
I'm sorry.
What?
Eternal sleep?
Honey, that's called death.
Don't try to make your attempt at murder sound like a cute story of old.
You tried to kill your boyfriend, and that's all there is to it.
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