(Benny Vann and Lisa Smith: Eau Claire County Jail)
Today's mugshots accompanied by a wild story surprisingly do not come from Florida.
Police were called to a Wisconsin Walmart Wednesday to evaluate a theft in progress.
Benny Vann, 25, and his mother Lisa Smith, 46, reportedly walked into the city's only Walmart with an unleashed dog named "Bo" who proceeded to run up to customers. Police say Smith then began acting in an 'erratic manner,' pulling apart store displays and putting them in her cart.
After Smith was asked to leave by store staff members, she started performing karate moves in the parking lot.
Officials reported Smith fought with officers and also tried to kick out a window on a squad car once she was arrested.
But it gets weirder...
While Smith was doing karate and knocking over store displays, Vann made his way to the back of the store, stripped off his clothes and exposed himself to customers. He also took new clothing from the racks but did not pay for it.
Apparently Vann was in a scooter too because when police tried to stop him, he tried to run them over.
But it gets funnier!
After Smith and Vann settled down and were arrested, Bo took a box of cornbread muffin mix and tried to leave the store.
Smith is accused of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and misdemeanor bail jumping. Vann is accused of lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct, and retail theft.
Bo was issued a warning for the theft of the cornbread mix and was taken to the local Humane Association.