Honorable Mention - Florida man arrested and accused of shoving woman to get to egg rolls
9 - Connecticut police investigating anonymous couple that is leaving boxes in a yard
8 - Miami Beach holds emergency spring break meeting because it was too fun
7 - United Airlines becomes first airline to add non-binary gender booking options
6 - Illegal New York trafficker busted with 7 sandbar sharks in pool inside home
5 - Muscle-bound monkey spotted at zoo in Finland
4 - Man that changed his name to "Michael Jackson" wants to reverse it after watching "Leaving Neverland"
3 - Japan tells drug addicts to eat udon noodles instead
2 - 20 Troy, Michigan cops disciplined for eating firefighters' snacks
1 - Initiative started to rename town of Dripping Springs to "Pound Town" after early settler