Honorable Mention - China bans smoking by cabin crew in cockpits of domestic flights
9 - There is now laser tag meditation
8 - South Korean parents are now hiring thugs to stop school bullies
7 - The search is on in L.A. for two young men who stole $4,000 worth of Botox treatments
6 - London river’s record-high levels of cocaine could make eels high
5 - A 10-year-old kid won a science fair by proving Tom Brady is a cheater
4 - Washington senator introduces bill to ban dwarf tossing (specifically at bars and strip clubs)
3 - Hotel in Japan fires robot staff after repeated customer complaints
2 - The American Association for Nude Recreation is heading to Idaho for its convention
1 - A Florida woman was arrested for dancing naked in a Waffle House parking lot