(Freedom Ryder Zobrist - Courtesy of Escambia County Sheriff's Office)
Have you ever been to a Waffle House?
Because, if you have, you totally understand why you'd dance around with joy.
At first glance, it looks like that joy was exactly what Freedom Ryder Zobrist was experiencing when she was caught dancing in a Waffle House parking lot in Florida.
However, when you hear that she was naked when she was caught, you start asking questions.
It turns out that Zobrist may have been feeling slightly more hostile emotions than joy, considering she was asked to leave by the manager because of her disruptive behavior.
She decided to double down on that disruptive behavior when she came back and threatened to shoot the manager and everyone else.
She then tripled down by removing her clothes, and quadrupled down by licking the manager's face and trying to grab his genitals.
Maybe there was something in the waffles?
Read the full story at Fox News