Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

 

Honorable Mention - Man poses as ex-fiancee to hire hit man to kill himself

9 - German firefighters called out to clean up massive chocolate spill

8 - Man builds a giant middle finger statue to flip off town officials

7 - Keith Richards says he has given up drinking (for the most part)

6 - Heart left on Southwest flight makes it to destination in time to save lives

5 - Man in ‘cocaine’ shirt accused of graffitiing the word ‘cocaine’ all over Bourbon Street

4 -  Man who stood in line to rob bank wearing mask and gloves wasn't helped because staff thought he may have skin condition

3 - Quebec play about a man and his penis fined $500 over fake cigarette

2 - KFC is selling a fire log that smells like their fried chicken

1 - 'Hi-tech robot' at Russia forum turns out to be man in suit

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