Honorable Mention - Man poses as ex-fiancee to hire hit man to kill himself
9 - German firefighters called out to clean up massive chocolate spill
8 - Man builds a giant middle finger statue to flip off town officials
7 - Keith Richards says he has given up drinking (for the most part)
6 - Heart left on Southwest flight makes it to destination in time to save lives
5 - Man in ‘cocaine’ shirt accused of graffitiing the word ‘cocaine’ all over Bourbon Street
4 - Man who stood in line to rob bank wearing mask and gloves wasn't helped because staff thought he may have skin condition
3 - Quebec play about a man and his penis fined $500 over fake cigarette
2 - KFC is selling a fire log that smells like their fried chicken
1 - 'Hi-tech robot' at Russia forum turns out to be man in suit