(Andrew Collins - Courtesy of Denver DA Office)
You read that right!
Today is the amazing day in which #TerrorInTheSkies crashes face first into #MugshotOfTheDay!!!
And it is all thanks to Captain Andrew Collins.
Now what would a 54-year-old man that has been flying planes for 22 years do to earn himself a head shot courtesy of local law enforcement?
Did he lose his cool and punch a passenger that just wouldn't listen to the flight crew?
Did he have a couple "pops" before getting behind the controls?
Did he get caught joining the mile high club with a flight attendant?
Unfortunately, he didn't do any of those things...
What did he do?
Oh, he just stood naked in front of his hotel room window, touched himself, and gyrated around. All in view of people at the Denver International Airport.
Captain Andy, Captain Andy...
Now, Collins does not deny being naked in front of the window, but he says it didn't go down quite like the police say it did.
"I was getting ready for a shower and was talking on the phone. It was a beautiful morning and I opened the curtains to my window. I couldn't see the terminal."
According to Daily Mail, Captain Andy is set to be in court next month.
Assuming he's found guilty and has his pilot license taken away (I'm not sure if that would happen, but for the sake of my hypothetical, it's a real possibility), Shannon would still be willing to have him as her pilot.
"Get me there in one piece, you can do it without pants. Alright."
(That's a direct quote...)