Honorable Mention - Million-dollar con at Vegas casino gets 2 gamblers listed in Nevada’s "black book"
9 - Drunk Mississippi man drove truck into courthouse to report his drugs were stolen
8 - 73-year-old woman worried about meth she was smoking asked doctor to test it
7 - Police lock up angry raccoons drunk on crabapple hooch until they sober up
6 - Drunk pilots prompt alcohol rule change at Japan Airlines
5 - Selfie saves innocent man facing 99 years behind bars
4 - Jell-O introduces its first edible slime
3 - Widow has dead husband skinned so she can hang his tattoos on wall
2 - Man held over bomb threat says he was actually referring to pooping
1 - Teenagers in Indonesia are now getting drunk on boiled tampon juice