I love finding very Handel-esque stories that have his favorite things: wieners and crazy religious folks.
A Missouri man who deemed himself a prophet is facing charges for carrying out illegal circumcisions on two teenagers.
Forty-seven year old Curtis Abbott had started a ministry called "Restore Bible Culture" after receiving "prophetic communications".
He allegedly circumcised two teens earlier this year, which led to charges of child endangerment and unauthorized medical practice.
Abbot's ex-wife says he was interested in polygamy and traveled to Thailand and The Philippines looking for a potential 'sister wife' before their divorce.
So...he's single?