(Jack Price - Courtesy of Appomattox County Sheriff’s Office)
A Virginia man is now sitting in prison after he attempted to kill his mother-in-law by putting meth in her coffee.
56-year-old Jack Price tried to kill his 95-year-old mother-in-law Ester Price back in December 2017.
Alright, Jack. She's 95. She's going to die soon (more than likely). You're 56. You'll probably live much longer than her (unless that meth came from your own personal stash, which does change life expectancy a bit). Couldn't you just wait it out? You really needed to off a 95-year-old woman?
And there's his master plan.
Meth in coffee? Really, man? I literally just takes like two minutes to do a Google search for undetectable poisons (not that we're saying you should ever do that) that will dissolve in liquid. You don't have to use one of the most well-known drugs on the planet.
Also, you served it to her? Like you brought it right to her? 'Cause that sure doesn't seem suspicious at all...
Especially when you clearly hate her.
And are never nice to her and never serve anything.
Not that we're condoning murder attempts or anything, but, if you're going to give it a try, just think it through first.
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