Honorable Mention - Florida gas station owner asks customers to stop warming pee in microwave
9 - Police chief busted for masturbating at beach, inside elevator with women and kids
8 - So many narcissists have died of ‘selficides’ that even scientists are getting worried
7 - Louisiana man tells cops that a ghost planted meth on him
6 - Attorney probed for hypnotizing female clients and sexually assaulting them
5 - Utah toddler put $1,000 of parents’ savings through paper shredder
4 - Florida deputies investigate mom threatening to throw spices at child
3 - Deadly bacteria warning goes out to visitors of Berlin sex club
2 - Lab worker catches rare and deadly herpes virus from a research monkey
1 - California sperm bank specializes in celebrity look-alike's genetic material