Get Your Doughnuts Delivered via Scary Clown

posted by Alex Razo - 

No.

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No.

No.

No.

Have you guessed yet that this is a story that we all feel deserves a hell no so big that life forms on Mars will hear it, read this story and also send out a signal that will read HELL TO THE NO!

Dramatics aside, let's get into it. 

As a special Halloween treat, Texas-based doughnut shop Hurts Donut is offering a "fun" delivery special.

You can send someone a box of their wonderful doughnuts delivered via scary clown...all for the low, low heart attack inducing fee of $5.

Now look, I love Halloween...I love doughnuts...and yes a little scare during this season is a cute thing...

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THESE CLOWNS THEY'RE SENDING???????????

NO.

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