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Have you guessed yet that this is a story that we all feel deserves a hell no so big that life forms on Mars will hear it, read this story and also send out a signal that will read HELL TO THE NO!
Dramatics aside, let's get into it.
As a special Halloween treat, Texas-based doughnut shop Hurts Donut is offering a "fun" delivery special.
You can send someone a box of their wonderful doughnuts delivered via scary clown...all for the low, low heart attack inducing fee of $5.
Now look, I love Halloween...I love doughnuts...and yes a little scare during this season is a cute thing...
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THESE CLOWNS THEY'RE SENDING???????????
NO.