Attention KFI listeners:
We have performed a very legitimate and very formal study, and the results are in.
The questions: What is the craziest place you've smuggled alcohol into it? What are the craziest ways that you've smuggled this alcohol?
@GaryandShannon in college I could fit a jar of peanut butter in my cleavage, I'll let you fill in the rest..— Lauren Loats (@laurenloats) October 3, 2018
I’m an amputee, at a club with friends that have table service, we had 3/4 a bottle of vodka left at the end of the night. Slipped that bottle into where my leg would have been walked out @GaryandShannon— James Neustice (@jjneustice) October 3, 2018
A true hero.
@GaryandShannon Let’s just say that a large McDonald’s beverage cup fits two beers perfectly. Sipping beer through a straw – an added bonus.— Laurie Applebee (@ApplePuck33) October 3, 2018
@GaryandShannon I stuffed my bra w/ individual packets of alcohol when I was on a cruise ship.— Vernisha (@mstyson80) October 3, 2018
@GaryandShannon I smuggled 2 pouches of honey whiskey in my bra at a rave in Vegas. I made it though security the first and second day, but I got caught the third day. I guess my lumpy boobs gave it away!— Kristi Hilliard (@hillkay2) October 3, 2018
Disney Land ! I have kids so we took a little ice chest with those mini water bottles that we emptied and filled with 1 Oz Vodka and the rest tonic. The perfect vodka tonic and if they decided to check the ice chest they would see little water bottles for the kids.— buyrightacpom (@buyrightacpom) October 3, 2018
Using the kids. Smart move.
@GaryandShannon my best friend filled a ziplock bag with vodka and then stuck it down the front of her jeans making her flat belly look like a fupa! Genius— lisa green (@lisagre59247747) October 3, 2018
Sacrifice the bod for the booze.
@GaryandShannon I carry my alcohol in the carry on travel shampoo/conditioner containers that you can get at CVS. Clean them out and pour it in!— Wendy Smart (@charlotte49rs) October 3, 2018
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
@GaryandShannon snuck a beer keg into a college football game under a baby inside the baby stroller.— Edward Shelton (@EdardJ) October 3, 2018
@GaryandShannon I have a 40oz hydro flask that I fill up with whiskey & ginger ale for Disneyland trips and place it in my daughters stroller— Careahhh (@care__ah) October 3, 2018
And amen, Careahhh.
@GaryandShannon I love you guys but I am SO NOT revealing the different containers that I carry my wine in because then you will be revealing my top secret 🍷🍷— Tara King (@tarakingmodel) October 3, 2018
So selfish, Tara.