#WhatchaWatchinWednesday: Bachelorette Report with Petros


Wow.  You actually came back for week two.

You do understand that this show sucks, right?

Like, it's bad.  It is really, really bad.

Whatever, man.  You want to suffer?  Go for it!

This week, the apples got applier(?) and the douches got douchier.

Ok, let's get into this...

There was this big obstacle course date thing.  All the guys competed and one came out as the winner.  

What did he win?  A frame picture with Becca.  What did he show off all over the house that night?  That very same picture.

As you could imagine the rest of the guys didn't take too kindly to that.

Jordan, the male model, also managed to corner/isolate Becca (while wearing just a swimsuit instead of the the full-on suit that all the other guys were wearing...) and tell her more about how amazing he is and how pretty he is and how he wants to have children (specifically a boy that he wants to name Jordan Jr. so he can call him Jordy) and just basically all the reasons she should pick him.

This episode very much made me want to gouge my eyes and ears.


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