We've all been there.
We're sitting on the plane and we have to pee.
But, when we look up, that stupid seat belt light is on!
You sit there and try to hold it. You squirm. You read. You talk to the person next to you. You slyly undue your belt in the hopes that it relieves the pressure just the slightest.
You try everything. No relief.
You're left with one option and one option only.
You just have to pee in the seatback pocket in front of you.
NO!
NO! NO!! NOOOOO!!!!!
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?!?! YOU HOLD IT!!! YOU JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO HOLD IT!!!
My goodness, I really shouldn't have to say that, but apparently I do.
Now, usually when we bring you these stories, and you get a look of the person that does the terror, they kinda look like the type that would do it. This guy, though? He really doesn't. He looks like a pretty normal guy.
Even in his booking photo, Michael Haag looks like a pretty normal guy.
(Michael Haag - Courtesy of Charleston County Detention Center)
Well, he doesn't look so normal when you see him peeing on a plane...
Check out the picture right here!
He didn't stop there, either.
Haag also verbally and physically assaulted multiple women, touching one while she was sleeping, and asking another about her sex life.
Read the full story at CBS Denver
You know what else is (apparently) an option?
Punching service animals. And punching pregnant women in the stomach.
You think I'm joking, and I wish I was, but I'm not.
A man punched a service dog on a flight over the weekend, and then doubled down by punching the pregnant owner in the stomach.
Read the full story at KFI National News