(First, let's all pause 5 seconds to truly take in the amazingness that is this mugshot... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... My goodness, I could take another 50 seconds, but I'll just get to it...)
Crystal Mostek was arrested on Tuesday after she placed a device, that she said was a bomb, on the counter of a 7-Eleven in Virginia Beach, Virginia and threatened to blow up the store.
It isn't clear yet why the 33-year-old did this, but Virginia Beach Fire Department spokesman Art Kohn said that she did, in fact, make the threats.
Mostek said she was not guilty and that the charges were all false when she appeared for her arraignment yesterday.
Her attorney is looking into the possibility of her needing a mental health evaluation.
No way! Ya think???
Geez, I coulda told you that...
Read the full story at Daily Mail