A Facebook post by someone claiming to be a mother who used her own breast milk in her child's school bake sale brownies has gone viral.
The original post (since reposted on a Facebook group called Sanctimommy) asks for advice on how to shoulder the storm of angry parents who found out what she did.
The post has been shared thousands of times, with many commenting with disgust...
"It's like that one time I made lemonade with my urine because I ran out of water and didn't feel like going to the store to get more. I only drink Perrier so they were getting, like, the best urine ever. I don't know why everyone was so mad about it."
"Once she uses her own eggs, then she can brag about nutrition."
"Let us spare a moment of silence for the children of Booby Crocker."
...and some were wondering what brownie recipe actually lists milk as an ingredient.
"Who uses milk in brownies? If she didn't have time to run to the store, I know she didn't make them from scratch. Milk isn't something you use to make those box recipes, you Dairy Queen!!!!"
"But...milk isn't even one of the ingredients for brownies...human or cow...So she did it just so she could make people eat her breastmilk."