(This week's featured Moist Line face is Lawrence Ripple. He robbed a bank in hopes of getting sent to prison to get away from his wife, but instead he got sentenced to 6 months home confinement. Hang in there, Larry. Click here to read more)
It's Friday, so that means the Moist Line people are here! They're all lined up and ready to go. And if you're call didn't make it this week, that's okay! Call again at 818-5MOIST9.
Here's this week's batch of deplorable freeloaders: