Snowflakes blame Trump for their insomnia

If you've got a problem in your life, just blame Trump.  Marital problems, work issues, weight gain, no sex, anxiety, whatever.  Just blame Trump.

The Trump blaming continues with a hilarious read from Yahoo! News titled "Sleepless in Seattle, and other places: Trump-induced insomnia stalks blue-state America."

Here's the beginning:

"Susan Rogers, a poet and attorney in California, is “hurtling through space with no direction” on a plane that, she discovers with horror, has no pilot.

Alicia Bowman, a journalist from East Penn, Pa., is racing frantically through a train that is heading the wrong way, flinging off her belongings so she can run faster, calling frantically for her son, who is transgender.

Rachelle Pachtman, who does canine rescue on New York’s Upper West Side, is searching fruitlessly through her refrigerator for something to serve Michelle and Barack Obama, who have just happened to drop by for lunch.

And Allison Graham, a Los Angeles publicist, is in a hotel suite near her old Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood in Manhattan, being interviewed by Donald Trump for a job as a supervisor on one of his big construction projects.

“But I don’t know anything about real estate; I have no qualifications or experience,” she tells him.

“Don’t worry, you’ll be great,” he says.

Then they all wake up.

Blue America is having trouble with sleep — tossing and turning as they lie awake, then falling into nightmares. And those who are suffering tend to blame the 45th president of the United States..."

Are you serious?!

Grown ass adults are that upset over the Presidency?  The President doesn't really affect your life on a personal or day-to-day level, so why is everyone so upset?

People need to grow up.

Have a laugh and read the whole story at Yahoo! News.

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