Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need to Know.
Here are the nuggets we found this week!
HM: China: Paraglider claims to survive accidental 8,000m-high flight
9: OpenAI's 'smartest' AI model was explicitly told to shut down — and it refused
8: Ceiling collapses during ‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ showing
7: Hikers ate mushrooms then mistakenly reported their companion's death
6: I love Red Bull so much I got a barcode tattoo — and it scans at the store
5: British Canoeist Has to Choose Between Olympics and OnlyFans After Suspension
4: Average penis size across 'typical US city revealed' but everyone points out the same thing
3: 'Doctor death' forensic pathologist reveals the worst ways people can die
2: Man takes a wee and has penis bitten off by 11-foot snake in toilet
1: 'Eunuch Maker' who chopped off penises and cooked testicles to eat in a salad